This week Amanda Jean over at crazy mom quilts posted the first block of her latest quilt-a-long. Even though I haven’t finished the last quilt-a-long, I’ve decided to take part in this one.
I haven’t had a chance to complete this week’s block but if you’re visiting through the link in Amanda Jean’s side-bar, I thought I’d share this bit of fabric humor.
Fortunately, I’ve never had to employ any of the suggestions below because Dave knew going into our marriage that sewing and fabric were a part of my life. After all, I sewed my wedding dress!
He’s never complained about my passion for all things fabric. In fact several years ago, he built shelves for me on which to stack my dozen or so file boxes filled with fabric.
However, if you have more fabric than will fit in a dozen file boxes, you may find this list useful.
How to Hide Your Fabric Stash
1. Fold it larger and put it evenly under the mattress – you can get a hundred yards under there! There’s no chance the hubby will find it – how often does he make the bed?
2. You can also fold some and put is under each chair and sofa cushion.
3. Hang the yardage on a coat hanger, then cover it with a piece of clothing – hence, 100 coat hangers/100 yds of fabric. (3 closet = 300 yards)
4. Get a large trash can, remove the cover and have someone cut a round piece of plywood out for you. Put stash in trash can, put on wooden cover, place a pretty 70″ round tablecloth (or sew two 2 yard pieces together lengthwise and “pretend” its a tablecloth) on it – a beautiful lamp on top and who’s to know it’s full of fabric? (A good way to hide the ironing too)
5. If you have a space under the bed, buy some of the underbed storage containers and fill them.
Now when you’ve bought more fabric than you can store in these five ways, you just aren’t sewing enough!
But remember, if you have 3 or 4 bedrooms, with a closet and covered trash can table in each one and replace the living room end tables with one, that is a LOT of fabric hidden.
Now get the teakettle on and invite your friends and let them see your neat house.
*Note: A local quilt shop had this printed up and sitting on the cutting table a give away. No author was listed, but if you know the original author please let me know so that I can add her by-line.